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Martha! I think your wonderful!
Thank you for all you've done to keep us housewives creative!

The Holiday Song
Ode to Martha Stewart

The holidays are coming around again real fast this year
Hope we get buried in the snow
Get out the skis hang up the wreathes, break a wish bone
Christmas Is Coming
Ole Martha’s in her jail cell
Pull cars from the ditch, shine silver if you’ve got it
I’ve heard she’s a witch
But it’s a good thing
Yes its a good thing
Martha Stewart’s living

It’s my turn this year to imitate the queen
Decorate my home to look like a dream
Tip the scales you know its all butter an cream
Hide the bread machine

These times are tough
Its hard to ignore
We got to work with less
An stop wanting more
Humble ourselves simplify our lives
Like Martha a ray of golden sunshine

In my home I’ll break out a box of red wine
Get a game on the cable, go out make naked snow angels
Play guitar, stoke the fire and watch the snow fall romantic
Children warm in their beds dreaming of something fantastic
Its a good thing
Christmas is a coming


Maybe if I sing Martha this song
She’s re-gift me a set of Calphalon
Oh but I’m not proud cause the truth is
I’d have to re-sell it to pay my health insurance
And its a good thing

Oh Martha for you its all been a whirl
You lied an got caught nobody likes a rich girl
But you’ll be ok, you’ll bounce back again
There’s more than one way stuff a holiday hen
Its a good thing

The needles will fall and the snow with pile up
Then March will stomp in like a big brown rut
Oh but Martha will save me she’ll keep me inspired
Its amazing what you can do with a little glue and wire
An its a good thing
Yeah its a good thing
Oh Martha Stewart's living
Oh Martha Stewart's living
Oh Martha Stewart is living